“What are we going to do, Alex?” he asked in a rigid tone. Alex scoffed at this seemingly innocuous inquiry.
“We are going to be carnal, yes?”
“No … in life.”
“Well, first we are going to make sex, and then we will look for Augustine.”
Jonathan sighed, not surprised that Alex had missed the point of the question altogether.
“You are trying to stall me, are you not?” asked Alex as he pulled out the pajama shirt from behind Jonathan’s back and cast it a few feet away, before sitting up again. “But I am not the type of person who forces another person to do a certain thing, especially when that thing is being carnal. So I will let you decide, Jonfen.”"
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