Diary of Sexual Frustration

Silly things people email me #3

kolonelmustard:

“Can you please post a topless pic of yourself?” 

kolonelmustard gone wild… I think you sent this to the wrong email address..

You know you want to…

Via KolonelMustard Daily

housewifeswag:

some day I will find a house like this and plant a little vegetable garden and never leave again.

(Source: rainbowbuttcake)


Via Geeks Abound


huggiehugs:

Lookin’ good, bud.

Ugh, he has the most beautiful eyelashes.



hotguysreadingbooks:

Hot things about this guy:

-His name is Thaddeaus.
-He is wearing glasses.
-He is lounging seductively.
-He has a cool bike. (Or, perhaps that is the submitter’s bike, in which case he is friends with people who ride cool bikes, which is still hot.)

(thanks, Izzy!)


Posted by Alli



fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Ever since I first saw a photo of him in music school, I’ve had a crush on Gustav Mahler. What can I say? I love me a composer in wire-rimmed spectacles! So dashing!

Yeah, I would.



(Source: guyswglasses)



(Source: stereotypesempty)





(Source: timetravelingscamp)



huggiehugs:

His eyes are so gorgeous…

He gets them from his beautiful mother ^__^ <3



Why hello, lover.

(Source: huggiehugs)



(Source: thisivyhouse)


kolonelmustard asked: your comment made my day :)

Ha, glad you like it! It may have been a bit… much, admittedly, but all in good fun (though I will admit I do adore your fashion sense and find you rather fetching, yes).



lookbookdotnu:

Porter (by Ben Galbraith)

Must continue reblogging this sexy bitch.



You need this in your life, Glenn.

(Source: timetravelingscamp)


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